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Post by HardKore Comley on Sept 29, 2013 14:38:59 GMT -5
Here it is, the next edition of Shock on the horizon. Some great matches are lined up, but none so greater than the debut of The Great One himself... The Rock, he is up against tough competition in Christopher Daniels 'The Fallen Angel'... Who would come out on top in their debut match, who would rise to the occasion and who would show the staff who the better person was... But we all know The Rock, doesn't need to prove anything
{Scene 1} Location:Arena
----The fans are in attendance, the crowd are going wild. Everyone is having an awesome time, we cut to ringside to the announcer table with Justin LaBar and Josh Isenburg----
Justin LaBar: Ladies and gentleman welcome to a CW House show, along with me is my broadcast partner Josh Isenburg.
Josh Isenburg: Thank you Justin, well last week on Shock we had a great show. Some great matches, and some good wins for the likes of Christian, The Miz... Who beat The 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair of all people, and Team Hell Yes managed to pull of a fantastic win.
Justin LaBar: Indeed your right Josh, but we now look ahead to the next card. Some even better matches are lined up, like Bray Wyatt facing off against Christian once more... And how about UltraMantis Black against 'The Worlds Strongest Man' Mark Henry, they are a couple of great matches already.
Josh Isenburg: Speaking of great, did you know he is here in the CW.
Justin LaBar: Who...
Josh Isenburg: The Rock... He is here in the CW, he is facing off against 'The Fallen Angel' Christopher Daniels.
----Just then right on cue, The Rock's voice could be heard... But no one knows where, but it seems like he is reading a paper as you can hear rustling----
'The Great One' The Rock: So... Kane, 'The Big Red Retarded Monster' is Champion once again, how in the poontang pie did that happen. When did Kane become a Champion, better yet... Who in the blue hell is John Moxley, he is also a Champion... And Don't let The Rock get started on Disco Inferno, is he still going. Is he still shaking his candy ass all over the damn ring, none the less though.
----Just then the rustling can be heard again as The Rock puts the paper down, just then the titan tron comes to life and The Rock is standing with his shades on and his team bring it shirt...
----In the background is all the championships he has won through out his career, just then The Rock speaks----
'The Great One' The Rock: FINALLY... The Rock Has come back... To the wrestling world, you see... The Rock has missed this, look behind you. No seriously look, when The Rock tells you to do something you sure as hell do you shrivelled up monkey piss
----The camera than pans to the side, as the titles The Rock has collected are in a glass case. The Camera goes back on The Rock----
'The Great One' The Rock: You see, The Rock... 'The Great One' decided to come back, to entertain his fans... No no no no, The Rock has come back to entertain... The Millions...And (The fans in the arena join in...Millions) Millions of The Rocks fans, so The Rock has been away for a while. And The Rock doesn't like what he see's o no... Not at all, we got past coming back and winning titles. (The Rock looks off camera with a confused look, or eyebrow raised to you and i. He points at himselt) Your saying The Rock is a past superstar, who in the blue hell do you think you are. No, you see The Rock DOES come back... But for the people only, The Rock has done it all. And well The Rock wants to come back for his... people, now let 'The Great One' finish. Seriously you can not get the camera men now a days, soooo... As The Rock was saying, it will soon be time for The 'Peoples Champion' to make his presence be known to CW.
----The Rock again looks off camera and raises his eyebrow, as obvious the camera man or someone said something----
'The Great One' The Rock: Your telling The Rock, that he already showed up in CW... Where was The Rock, he can not damn remember. It doesn't matter though, The Rock will be there NOW
----The Rock then turns around and leaves the room, we go back to the announcer's table----
Justin LaBar: What does The Rock mean, he will be here soon.
Josh Isenburg: How am i suppose to know Justin, Is that not going out live...
Justin LaBar: I didn't expect to see The Rock until his match, you know how he likes to bring it by sattelite...
----Just then right on cue again... The familiar music echoes through out the arena
and just then from behind the curtains, walks out The Rock himself strutting straight down the ramp... He gets to the ring, walks up the steps and mounts the turnbuckle the only way he knows how. He lifts his arm in the air and slowly does his 'smelling' motion, he gets down, climbs in the ring... And grabs a microphone and he raises it to his lips----
'The Great One' The Rock: I bet you all thought The Rock wasn't going to be here, i bet your thinking that was a live feed... Well for once The Rock is not going to bring it via Satellite... O no, The Rock is going to bring it LIVE... That's right, The Rock will be here kicking people's asses taking them down jabroni drive and booking them in to the Smackdown Hotel. You know The Rock never gets tired of hearing the old phrases, that's because The Rock is The Most electrifying man in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL of sports entertainment. The Great One could make even ballet loo... Well The Rock isn't going to go there, just trust The Rock when he says he can make anything look good. But the reason why The Rock is out here is this, this coming Shock on Thursday night... The Great One is going to be in a match, his debut match here... Against, 'The Fallen Angel' Christopher Daniels...
Yess You heard The Rock correctly, he is going to face someone who calls himself 'The Fallen Angel' Who in the blue hell calls himself that, The Rock doesn't want to know... But then The Rock also knows that he went by another name, a more serious name... If you can call him serious, look at him as his alter ego...
----The Rock points to the titan tron, and up comes an image of Christopher Daniels in his other persona... CURRY MAN----
'The Great One' The Rock: Now don't get The Rock wrong, he enjoys a good old fashion curry... But that doesn't mean he is going to dress up to show he enjoy it, o no no no. You see The Rock enjoys to eat his food not dress up as it. Christopher Daniels, The Rock knows... The Rock knows your going to be tough competition. And that is what he wants, competition in his debut match... To get back to his good old ways, The Rock needs to shake off this rust. And what better way to do that is too whoop your candy ass black and blue all over this ring, if you like it or not. The fact of the matter is Daniels, your going one on one with 'The Great One' and in The Rock's first match back in wrestling he will bring boots to asses if you like it or not. The Rock only knows that your an angel fallen down to recieve an ass whooping of a damn life time and you portray some kind of curry loving fetish Trailor park trash, good for you... The Rock is happy for you, The Rock is pleased you have found something good in yourself to enjoy. But The Rock enjoys entertaining these fans, where ever it be in the ring, on the big screen or even on the ballet floor... The Rock will always be the most electrifying man...
Truth be told, The Rock is certainly looking forward to this match. The Rock is looking forward to showing these fans that he still has it in him to beat your candy ass, Christopher Daniels... Truth be told, The Rock is glad. Very glad he has you as the first opponent, because The Rock will get to show everyone he has an easy win for his first match. Yes The Rock said you will be tough and you are tough, one heck of an athlete. But... your not The Rock, you shall and never will be The Rock. Their is only one Rockand their is only one person who the fans truly chant for and it goes a little something like this... (The rock lowers the microphone as the fans start chanting ROCKY...ROCKY...ROCKY as The Rock watches and listens to the fans) after a few minutes the cheers die down and The Rock raises the microphone back up) You see Christopher Daniels, no one is more loved by these fans than The Peoples Champion, you jabroni... Will never and The Rock means never be as good nor loved by the fans, The Rock wants to make it clear... Crystal clear in fact, when it is all said and done... When the match is finally over, The Rock will have his arm raised high in the air as the victor. Because you will never be as good as the Jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, heart stopping, elbow dropping, The 'Great' One The Rock... But lets get all enlightened shall we, Christopher Daniels... Let the Rock ask you a question, a simple question before he leaves... And the answer shall be revealed at the end of our match... What do you get when you combine a geoligical aggregate of minerals of it's lowest kind? The Rock wants you to think about it and think about it good, because come just the end of the match that will be your fate... IIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL... WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKIN
----With those final words spoke, The Rock drops the microphone and walks over to the turnbuckle and does his trademark pose with his arm in the air, the fans are cheering and chanting The Rocks name as the camera fades out----
{Scene Ends}
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