Austin Rp

{Scene 1}

----The scene opens up with Stone Cold Steve Austin in the canteen. Its not often he is seen around in the canteen, but if he was seen at the canteen you can pretty much guess why he was there. the good old beer *Steve Weisers* and he has a whole table full of them, and indeed he is still standing... Well sitting, and not toppling over. But that is due to so much practise. Just then Matt Striker of all people comes over and sits at Austin's desk----

Stone Cold Steve Austin:

Ya know i could say something from The Rock's phrases but i aint... So i am gon say, what the hell do you want. And if you ask what i think your gon ask then the answer is what the hell do you think.

Matt Striker:
Ok... So i won't ask, but why the amount of cans Austin.

----You could see Austin's face get a bit like 'Really' But Austin answered the question anyway----

Stone Cold Steve Austin:

Really... Ya should know Ol' Stone Cold enjoys a good ol Steve Weiser and enjoys a good ol beer bash. But'cha ya know, i'm gon answer the question that your eyes clearly show you wan ask Ol' Stone Cold. The answer is your damn right i am pissed off, your damn right Corey Fear didnt get the damn job done. And your damn right Stone Cold Steve Austin is gon rectify the whole situation.

Matt Striker:
How are you planning on doing that?

----Again you could see the 'really' face on Austin----

Stone Cold Steve Austin:
Are you like another Michael Cole... Asking stupid questions, well just to amuse ya. I am gon go to Extreme Rules and become United States Champion, is that what'cha wan here. You also wan hear that i am gon go there and whoop everyone's damn ass blah blah blah... Get lost ya dumb sum bitch.

Matt Striker:
Ok! i will leave you alone.

----Just like that Matt Striker gets up and walks away... Austin just shakes his head at the obvious standards of the interviewers and the the interviewing. Seriously who hires these people, surely Vince would hire decent people. Anyway Austin is sitting at the table cans all over the place when none other than Mick Foley walks over, Austin seems a bit more enthusiastic considering he knows Foley gets to the point----

Mick Foley:
Stone Cold Steve Austin, you need to stop drinking and get your head in the game. You need to prove to everyone your deserving to be here. I heard what you siad, and i still cant sense the passion you once had for this business. I still can not feel your desire.

Stone Cold Steve Austin:
<p> Look Mick, if ya been on one heck of a win, lose record like Ol' Stone Cold your gon realise why i am beginning to think it was a damn mistake.

Mick Foley:
Don't kid yourself Austin. You know you want to prove to everyone you still have what it takes, yeah i saw what happened. But that has happened my whole career, did you not see what happened to me against Taker in a Cell. He threw me off the cell and i landed on a damn table, and i got up and climbed up the cell. I went through the cell and landed badly and i still walked after it, yes with help. But i still walked, i went through a last man standing match against The Rock and did you see what he done to me... Don't give me none of this crap Stone Cold, you need to get back to the old old ways. You need to become a Texas Rattlesnake and a redneck.

----Only Mick Foley could give a motivational speech like that, and what he said was true, think about it. Foley has been through hell his entire wrestling career and he has gone through so many unforgiving matches. And too see Austin pretty much whine like a baby has ticked Foley off----

Stone Cold Steve Austin:

Look Mick, if ya been on one heck of a win, lose record like Ol' Stone Cold your gon realise why i am beginning to think it was a damn mistake. Ya i get'cha your one crazy sum bitch, but i aint you damn it. I am Stone Cold Steve Austin, and it is about damn time i show these new guys that it gon take more than what happened last week to keep me down.

----Don't you just love to hate Foley sometimes when he gets like this... Austin stands up and slams his fists down on the table in a 'O crap, Austin is back' kind of manner. You remember the whole alliance episode when he went all crazy and cleaned house... Well THAT Austin is starting to flare up in his eyes. He then starts to walk off----

{Scene 3}

----Everyone who is in attendance is awaiting the arrival of one Stone Cold Steve Austin. the crowd are cheering for Stone Cold, almost deafening the amount of noise that is being created. I feel sorry for the people who try to think to themselves... I don't know why, but some people like too i guess. Just then



the sound of glass shattering echoes through out the arena and the fans raise to their feet in cheers and from out behind the curtains walks out than the man himself 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin, he walks out and down the ramp with a strut of some magnitude and purpose. He struts down the ramp and gets to the step. He walks up climbs in the ring BUT instead of doing his four corner pose. He grabs a microphone from the stage hand and paces back and fourth like he is ready to strike anyone or anything thing... he does have his wrestling gear on so he is ready----

Stone Cold Steve Austin:
Ya know, this is getting damn tired really damn fast. If ya don't know what i mean, then where the hell have ya been. Ya see Stone Cold Steve Austin is getting his damn ass whooped by people left right and centre, it seems like he is becoming the whipping boy for these new guys thinking they can come in and try make a name for themselves at Ol'Stone Cold's expense... EH! EH! ain' gon happen, ya see Corey Fear may have beaten me last week. And he has already said he would have beaten me with out the help of Criss Alexander, the same guy who has been trying to put Ol'Stone Cold out for good. But'cha see the problem is... It ain't gon work and it ain't gon happen, It's funny how after the matches when people got help they spout and flap their damn gums bout saying how they would have won even with out interference. Ya see Corey, that is what happened. Yeah you beat Stone Cold, but ONLY after some interference from Criss, and ya also said you was gon make me bleed. But'cha failed on that part didn't'cha son, ya know... i couldn't give a rats ass if ya look up or down at me, if ya wan make a name for ya self then go ahead but'cha gon have too keep doing it day in and day out. Its all good beating me Corey, but'cha gon have to beat every other legend in this damn company. Ya gon have to show your the best by becoming a Champion and staying Champion, ya have to become a multi time Champion. I gotta say you do blow ya own damn horn don't'cha, do ya like sound of your own damn voice. I bet'cha love your own voice, you even got your own voice as ya damn ring tone. Heck Ol'Stone Cold isn't gon go down that lame route, ya see Corey. Ya say i ain't extreme, but'cha don't realise when ya was flapping ya gums last time you forgot to realise that a Submission match is an extreme match, even a No DQ match is an extreme match ya dumb sum bitch. No Holds Barred, hell even a Three Stages Of Hell match against Triple H, that is just to name a few. So ya see Stone Cold has been in Extreme matches, Ya know i can even add First Blood, so ya see Ol' Stone Cold can get extreme if need be. Ya can cut the crap out, ya can stop flapping ya gums bout Austin not being extreme. Ya can also cut the crap out about once again your gon do this and your gon do that too Ol' Stone Cold, how many times do people need to say stuff over again...

Ya see Corey, the thing is this... We may face each other more times, the outcome may be the same over and over again and you keep beating me, but what your not gon get is this... Your not gon make Ol'Stone Cold retire, not you, not Criss not anyone. It gets real old real fast. Do ya know how many people have said they would end not only my career but other peoples careers, too damn many. Yeah some may have managed but the other half have not, so ya can re-trace what'cha said and think about it. For ya see and i say this again, you ain't gon end my damn career. Get that in ya damn head, Ya not proved nothing. Yeah, ya beat me. But'cha gon have to do it again, this time in a Championship match. Ya wan say that why should i be in a Championship match, well if ya not forgotten my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin and i deserve to be in any kind Championship match where ever u like it or not. The question is, why should you be in this damn match. You won two matches, sure i lost more than i have won. But i can go on and flap my own gums about what i have achieved in the WWE. But i ain't gon bore ya cause their is a heck of a long list to go through. So i ain't gon bore ya half to death, ya already do that yourself. Ya think ya know what Ol'Stone Cold is thinking... Ya think ya know, what he is gon say, well ya wrong son. Ya see I ain't scared of you or anyone else, if i ain't scared of The Undertaker or Kane, even that guy in the front who looks like a tank. I ain't afraid nor scared of anyone Corey, ya see the fact of the matter is this. I am gon show you a true ass whooping come Extreme Rules, i am gon make sure u whoop your sorry lil scrawny ass, stomp a mudhole, walk it dry. Ya see Corey, Stone Cold is sick and tired of people like you expecting everything to be handed to them. Ya expect everything, and wan give nothing back. Are ya one these hard done by kids, juat because ya under the wing of Criss doesn't a damn thing. What it means is that there are a load of others now expecting everyone to bow down and kiss there damn ass, that is where Ol'Stone Cold draws the damn line... The line has now been drawn, if ya wan make a name for yourself... Instead of beating down on people and expecting things to happen, why don't'cha actually do something about it. Go to Extreme Rules and become the United States Champion, well at least try anyway. Ya see Stone Cold is gon become the U.S Champion if ya like it or not, there is a whole new Stone Cold waiting to open a can of whoop ass. And i am afraid your on of the guys who is gon be on the recieving end of it, ya know i could go on and on and on about'cha Corey but ya see, your not the only one in this match ya know.

----Austin was obviously right. He could go on about Corey Fear for like eternity, but as he stated there are two more people in this match. Danny Draven and Aj Styles, you know Austin actually agrees with Corey Fear with what he is about to say. Which could shock a few people----

Stone Cold Steve Austin:
Ya know, this may shock a few people. But i actually agree with Corey Fear, since i been back... I have seen so many people come out just before their matches and cut their lil promo and say what they have to say, ya could say Ol'Stone Cold is doing it. But'cha see i couldn't give a rats ass once more, but i wonder when this Phenomenal one is gon show his face. Again i agree with Corey, but don't hold ya breathe its only for a lil bit. But i agree that Jeff Hardy should be the U.S Champion, Aj was a lucky S.O.B but he aint gon be lucky come Extreme Rules. Cause Stone Cold Steve Austin is gon show him that he is no phenomenal one... Ya know, it's kinda funny that Stone Cold seems to be stealing The Rock's phrases... But anyway who in the hell gave him that personna, what the hell was going on in TNA. I don't think Aj Styles is Phenomenal, in fact i think he is a damn bitch. That's right, i said it. But'cha see Styles, this is the WWE... This is more better than that second rate show ya was on, this is a whole new ball game, again ya got lucky when ya managed to beat Jeff Hardy. I know that kid is a complete lunatic and he will go all out to win, but i am afraid ya aint gon be lucky this coming Sunday, i am gon whoop your ass and then proceed to make sure i pin ya one...two...three and become United States Champion, i know ya good but'cha aint great. Your a mutli time Champion in TNA which i applaud ya son, but ya gotta raise your levels now...

If ya manage to walk out here as U.S Champion then ya deserve to be called Champion, but'cha know it aint gon happen. What is gon happen is that your not gon be Champion after the match ends, if ya like it or not. Which ya probably won't but ya not gon do anything about it, i aint gon say i will make ya bleed nor do this or that. I am gon go out there and do what i do best, and that is whoop some major ass. AJ Styles ya will definitely be lucky if ya manage to some how retain your title, but i can assure you that it aint gon happen. Look i am gon keep on saying that cause ya know it damn true, ya know ya got a cats chance in hell in retaining the belt. Ol'Stone Cold needs to prove to everyone that he made the right choice in coming back to the WWE, the proof will be when he gets his hand raised in the air and is announced as the new U.S Champion.

----Austin then raises his hand and sticks up a finger to show that their is one more person left to talk about which is none other than Danny Draven... Another new guy----

Stone Cold Steve Austin:
Danny Draven... Are ya not like that other lone guy, that other freak of nature HardKore Comley. The guy who keeps himself to himself, are ya the mentalist and other crap these people come out with. Is everyone trying to be like Mankind or Kane anyone else for that fact, a lot of people are becoming or saying that they are demented or twisted or mental or this or that and blah blah blah... Damn give me a break, look Danny. I don't care who, what,where, when or even why about'cha. Ya get in my way, ya get stunned simple as that. Ya can be all crazy and twisted as ya want son, bottom line is that Stone Cold is gon show your messed up self how to whoop ass. I don't know much about'cha and i couldn't care less for that fact, the old Stone Cold is back and he doesn't give a crap about you or anybody else. The Stone Cold of old is gon come out here and whoop your sorry lil ass for the fun of it. No more whipping boy, heck even if i do lose i don't care as long as i do what i do best. Danny Draven, are ya gon show yourself just before the show airs and spout ya crap about how ya gon do this or that, both even. Remember one thing... I am gon come in to Extreme Rules and am gon walk out as US Champion...And thats the bottom line cause stone cold said so

----With that, Austin drops the microphone and climbs out the ring and walks up the ramp and in to the back----

{Scene 4}

----we go backstage where Austin bumps in to Mick Foley, he has that Foley grin on him. Well obvious... it is Foley after all----

Mick Foley:
Welcome Back 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. It is about time you got yourself together and now it is time to show everyone that The Texas Rattlesnake will raise hell once again.

Stone Cold Steve Austin:
Mick Foley... Ya know, it has been a long time coming. Ya right, these new guys wan make a name for themselves... I guess it is time to put up or shut up. I aint gon whine no more, i aint gon cry. I know ya went through hell, heck we had some matches Foley and you whooped my ass just as much as i whooped yours. And ya always came back for more ya crazy sum bitch, but these new guys needs to be taught in how to respect Legends. if i don't win the damn belt it won't matter as long as i show them the true meaning of an ass whooping.

Mick Foley:
Austin... go out there and do what you do best.

----With that Austin walks off in one direction as Foley stands there and thinks to himself 'Austin is back' Foley smiles the only way he knows, i think Foley should be a motivational speaker for Austin as he seems to rally him up----

{Scene Ends}