The giant with dragons breath: Introducing Jordan Caliban

We open on a black screen with green type rolling across it

Pushed out, beat down, thrown to every dog, this is the frustrating history of Jordan Caliban. I came into this industry with a lot of love for it, today that view is considerably more jaded. I've won titles from companies owners just to see them lose their entire world the next time they are on television. I have taken beasts and put them in cages from which they will never be released. In some parts of the world they call me the old man, in others I have earned the name the Horror billy nightmare. Most people around me know me as The Giant With Dragon's breath.You will remember me

Prologue

We open on a street with a somewhat young man walking, hood up, eyes open and completely aware of the world around him, his body language is reading please don't acknowledge me and he is swiftly dodging in and out of every alley he finds. He stops at a few stalls in the market he enters quietly through the side gate. We can't tell if he is buying or selling but there is definitely an exchange going on, as he quickly exits the market and continues his skewed dander through the city streets, as this goes on an inner soliloquy kicks in

My name is Jordan Caliban, my life is somewhat, complicated, I'm 25 years old, I live with my Beautiful girlfriend Sinnesy Rose, and yes that is a real name I swear. I work as a regular loser in a dive bar in the center of downtown London Ontario, You may be asking yourself what exactly it is I am doing out here acting shady as shit and twice as shifty.

He makes one more stop and this time we see an exchange up close but it's still damn near impossible to see who is benefiting from who in the exchange

No I am not a pot dealer, although I am a fan I must admit, and yes one of those stops was for that purpose but at the same time there are other things to be a chicken shit about if you see what I do nearly every day. See when you look at me now you see something I got the chance to “create.” Ill show you pictures of a 15 year old, 19 year old, 22 year old Jordy and he wont be what your looking at now. I was every kind of kid you made fun of in high school.

Flashback to Jordan walking the same way through his high school hall way, ducking and diving and attempting to avoid any and all contact with what he called the pseuperior race but still getting shit here and there, generic high school stuff

I was that poor straight kid who attracted the gay speculation simply because I read Shakespeare

We then flash to a car accident with Jordan in the passenger seat, the screen fades to black and then quickly to Jordy in a wheelchair

I smashed myself up and spent the last 4 years of high school in a wheelchair, But I'm not in it anymore so I don't dwell on the whole thing

Back to the present scene and we see Jordy making his way below an underpass

I like a lot of things In my life, I grew up in Northern Ireland and now I live in Canada, so I get to be all foreign and exotic and shit, and trust me in about 5 minutes your gunna see why that is a plus out here

He stops in at a beer store quickly, waving to the guys behind the counter, he walks over to the cheapo section and picks up 6 Pabst Blue Ribbon and makes his way to the counter to wait in line for the register

I honest to god barely drink, I ran out of stomach when I was 18, after drinking something as sour as Buckfast for nearly 3 years and then cutting down to cider after that I honestly have had enough.

He gets to the counter

But Sinnesy, she likes a beer at the end of the day and honestly I see it as my god given duty to make sure it happens.

Pays

I'll have a drink on a night out but at home I just want Rock star in the morning and coke all day after that, I say I drink a lot of water too but that's honest to god bullshit

And moves to the doors

But that is where my second wife Mary comes in, she is my weed to Sinnesy's Hops and on a nice night chilled out on the couch with the most beautiful woman I have ever met

He sticks a small Joint in his mouth and lights it 

I like to slip into a nice perple daze

He makes his way across a road just avoiding the lights and makes his way on through the alleys till he comes to a side street off what looks like a main road and finally reaches a small house, Once inside the first and only door he finds and walks into is the bedroom where a goddess lays sleeping naked fully wrapped up in her own crimson hair, rolling over we catch the silhouette of the most perfect hour glass figure, the kind you would be able to spend hours exploring with your fingers just to have the pleasure of making her spine shiver, he reaches down kisses her behind the ear to which she moans and flaps him away as he sniggers

Awake Siny actually loves when I do that, But with sleeping Siny, if I were to push this? We would probably see how many times my intestines would curl as they hit the floor

He quickly and quietly makes his exit from the room and enters a wide living space complete with Hipster stuff that's too dark to be hipster all over the walls, we see a huge portrait from Tim Burton's Vincent Price tribute “VINCENT” a story about a young boy obsessed with the master of divine tyranny.

As I said, I like my life, but there are certain things that I gave myself up to when I decided I couldn't be the person I had been my entire life anymore

He crashes down onto his couch and picks up and X-Box controller

This is the story of where I am going

He picks up a half smoked blunt from the morning and stares at the Strawberry vanilla cheese cake bites

Reason 350 of why I love my Girlfriend, she cooks like crazy

He throws one up into his mouth and munches down smiling like a very happy man

And for everyone of you in the RWF locker room who will in the coming months try and teach me a lesson, boys and girls schools in session, come teach me something I don't know