Alexander the Great...All Settled In

Screen opens up with interviewer standing in front of camera. Standing next to him is Alexander the Great ready for the Interview to be Under way.

Interviewer: We have many talented superstars flocking to the RWF to get a chance to compete in the "Big Leagues" so to say, And one of the superstars that seems to have a promising future here in the business...Now all settled in, ALEXANDER THE GREAT!!!

Alexander the Great: Ah yes! Thank you Scribe! And i see you're learning, you got my name right this time. I shall promote you to Alexander The Great's Personal Interviewer! Huzzah! *Places hand on interviewer's shoulder witha  proud smile.* 


Interviewer: Well, Gee Thanks. It's an Honor *Alexander The Great Nods in Agreement*, But...How does it feel to be officially settled in and Part of the RWF?

Alexander the Great: i would say its a pleasure to be here....but based on my track record, i'll have cleared out the place and cut down all of the competition in a matter of weeks.

Interviewer: Umm...Alright. So we already got a few of your thoughts on RWF and your Abilities from your last match in CGF. And although the fans may have gotten an impression of it...i'm not sure we fully understand what Alexander the Great "Brings to the Table" in a sense. 

Alexander The Great: I'm not sure anyone truly understands the capabilities and complexity that is Alexander the Great. Clearly there are no words that do my name Justice and accurately describe the Greatness that i exude from every inch of my body...So rather than write a novel of truths with my tongue...i shall paraphrase it as much as possible. Anything in particular you would like me to capitalize upon?

Interviewer: I think the fans are curious about what motivates you? Perhaps some of your history? And is there more than meets the eye with Alexander the Great?

Alexander The Great: I was expecting a bit more thought out questions, but i suppose it's a start. With the promotion you hath recieved, i will expect more preparation. Understood? *continues before the Interviewer can even respond* Great. The Legend of Alexander is a long, inspirational story about rising above expectation and becoming the greatest warrior to ever walk the face of the earth. For times sake, i will not grace you with the fullness of the story, but allow you to understand that as i've said before "Many Warriors have Stepped up, and Many warriors have been thrown down without much effort," and though i am still a Young Ruler....I have accomplished more in my few years then many have in their entire lives. I've traveled through many battle grounds, laying waste and leaving with in few weeks times. I search for the one place that may actually give me a challenge, and my strive is to continue to prove that no one can touch me in the art of combat. That night after night, i not only claim to be the Greatest Warrior but i continue to prove it as well. Wherever i am destined to go, you can be sure that the passion that burns inside of me will take me to wherever i desire to go. No Wall will hold me back, Strongholds will fall before my very name, and no man will stand in the way of my destiny. *looks at the interviewer expecting him to be impressed*

Interviewer: *snaps into realization after a few seconds of recieving the look from Alexander* Oh! Some very inspirational words from a True Leader of the Industry *Alexander nods and mouths the words 'Thank You' in a modest looking manner*. And i would like to thank you for spending these few seconds with us, no matter how short they may have been.

Alexander The Great: I give the people what they want, that much can be said at any time. And a few moments was all we needed Scribe, for a few powerful words are stronger than a speech that is drawn out and full of pointless pander. Until Next time Noble Scribe. *Walks away*

*Interviewer mouths the words "What the Fuhhh" before the screen blacks out*